HATE

Jul. 4th, 2014 09:19 am
deird1: Faith in Buffy's body, beating someone up, with text "Buffy has to do this" (Faith as Buffy)
[personal profile] deird1
Clients who assume you're incompetent are an abomination unto Nuggan.

Especially when they send back all your corrections complaining that you didn't tell them about the issues earlier than you discovered them, and telling you to fix things yourself.
kaberett: Overlaid Mars & Venus symbols, with Swiss Army knife tools at other positions around the central circle. (Default)
[personal profile] kaberett
Pills that come in calendar packs that start on the wrong day of the week are verily an abomination unto Nuggan.
musyc: Text only: get out of my way before I set fire to you (Text: Set fire to you)
[personal profile] musyc
Photobucket's "oh and by the way, we're changing your direct links to album links whether you like it or not" "new improvement" is an Abomination Unto Nuggan.

Why hello imgur, aren't you easy to upload to and get direct IMAGE links from, let's use you instead. Five seconds, DONE. Praise Nuggan, no abominations!

Rodents

Oct. 5th, 2013 03:21 pm
musyc: Text reading "keep calm and do what the coffee says" (Coffee: Keep calm)
[personal profile] musyc
Dead mice left under the lawnmower are an abomination unto Nuggan.

One of my cats really, really, really likes to hunt in the hay field behind my house. But he doesn't necessarily want to eat what he kills. BUT he doesn't want anyone else to eat his prizes. So he stashes them under the lawnmower for 'later' idek. It's been a few days since I could mow and I found three of them under there today.

DRAMA!

Aug. 17th, 2013 12:00 pm
glinda: thunder rolled...it rolled a six (weather)
[personal profile] glinda
People who join voluntary organisations, complain constantly about all the 'politics' and 'Draamhha!' but turn out to be the main causes of those things in the organisation are an abomination to Nuggan.

May they be cursed to eternally rewrite organisational policies and haunted by unneccessary appendices!

Eye drops

Aug. 2nd, 2013 11:48 am
numberland: (Default)
[personal profile] numberland
Eye drops which are not clear and thus leave you with very limited vision for some time afterwards are an abomination unto nuggan.

Relatedly, nasal spray which using vinegar as a base and thus 20 minutes after use give you an extremely strong and unpleasant taste of vinegar at the back of your mouth are an abomination unto nuggan.
thefairymelusine: line drawing of a knight lying by a bank of flowers (Default)
[personal profile] thefairymelusine
Cover mental health workers who Do Not Get How Modern Communication Can Fail, turn up unannounced and insist on being let into your apartment when 1) you have the anxiety levels of 1916 Robert Graves and 2) it is a shit hole because you have pain issues which mean you tend to focus your limited energy on actual exercise (not going down the four flights that removing your recycling will, and then back up them), tell you to "pull your finger out" regarding tidying/cleaning your place and ask why don't you just ask your friends round to help you clean it (assuming that your anxiety does not extent to people seeing your home when it is messy, and that you feel morally able to impose on your friends, and that, you know, you have local and available friends) and then do the SAME THING a week later, despite you having given them the accurate contact details....


Are an Abomination Unto Nuggan. Nuggan's dwelling is allowed to be a right state when he is dealing with the infernal colour blue, or other stressful things.
deird1: Dawn glaring at Buffy, with text "Dawn Summers demands an explanation for this bullshit" (Dawn bullshit)
[personal profile] deird1
Sales assistants who inform you that you have appalling taste and try to impose their own taste on you, rather than helping you find something that matches your own taste (appalling though it is) are an abomination unto Nuggan.

They will be cursed with unhelpful coworkers and cash registers that slam shut on their fingers.
gehayi: (winteriscoming (sasha_davidovna))
[personal profile] gehayi
Snow shovelers who only shovel halfway up the driveway, thus making it impossible for me to roll the garbage cans DOWN the driveway on Monday morning, are an abomination unto Nuggan.
tree: 1950s housewife holding a grenade; text: disgruntled ([else] angry or dissatisfied)
[personal profile] tree
people who tag photos with things THAT DO NOT RELATE TO THE PHOTO are an abomination to nuggan. i am looking at the BIRD tag because i want to see photos of BIRDS, people. if i wanted to see photos of HARRY POTTER or various pop stars or ANYTHING ELSE i would be looking at those tags.

by the power of nuggan, such people will be subjected to a hell that consists entirely of feeds that contain everything but the thing they want to see. FOREVER.
gehayi: (cantilevered wheelchair (stacyx))
[personal profile] gehayi
Drivers of vans for the disabled who a) walk up to my front steps as I am leaning against the iron railing on the top step and locking the door, b) grab my walker and c) proceed to stride down the front walk with it, leaving me marooned on the front steps, are an abomination unto Nuggan.

(I have the walker for a reason, drivers. I don't have it open on the top step because the top step is narrow. When the walker's open on the top step, I can't close the front door.)

frenemies!

Nov. 16th, 2012 12:29 am
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[personal profile] erika
Manipulative frenemies are an abomination unto Nuggan. (Frenemy: generally defined as "an enemy in disguise as a friend", seems to be defined by myself & my peers as "friends who act like massive jerks and refuse to change" or "why am I still friends with them again?")

In fact, anyone who could be described as a "frenemy" shall be punished by being forced to attend repeated Nonviolent Communication* classes run by former drill sergeants (or other similar types) who don't take any crap until they repent. REPENT, I SAY.

*Not as weird as it sounds! I do indeed feel Nuggan would approve of this style of communication.
chalcopyrite: An origami model of a triceratops dinosaur made of brown paper, on a white field. (animals: triceratops)
[personal profile] chalcopyrite
Underwear that, regardless of style, fit, or any other factor, persists in trying to ride up, is an abomination unto Nuggan.

AWOL

Oct. 15th, 2012 03:24 am
deird1: Anya looking stern (Anya glasses)
[personal profile] deird1
Emergency walking sticks that go missing during painful knee failures are an abomination unto Nuggan.
woldy: (Nil points)
[personal profile] woldy
...because if so, then seriously inconsiderate roommates are an abomination unto Nuggan. And that's in the best case scenario where this doesn't cost me $1000. *fumes*
lea_hazel: The outlook is somewhat dismal (Feel: Crash and Burn)
[personal profile] lea_hazel
Missing bras are an abomination unto Nuggan. Especially when they're your second favorite and the only white one that fits decently.
krait: a sea snake (krait) swimming (Default)
[personal profile] krait
Interruptions which come just after one has set tea to steep, and keep one away for so long that the whole pot to go stone cold upon one's return, are an abomination unto Nuggan and his holy believers!

I denounce them in the name of Nuggan, that my faith be upheld!

*SNUFFLE*

Jun. 9th, 2012 09:04 pm
recessional: a small dark grey puff-ball with eyes looking annoyed (personal; oh WHATEVER)
[personal profile] recessional
Sinus colds are abominable unto Nuggan, as are sore throats and ears that won't bloody well pop already.
uilos: (Trypanosoma)
[personal profile] uilos
Knitting needles that break on you in the middle of your Knit in Public Day project are a foul abomination unto nuggan.
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