Torn Up Roads

[sporky_rat]

Roads that have torn up for TWO WEEKS before beginning work on paving shall be an Abomination Unto Nuggan as it deters folk from going forth and creating Beatitudes.

In addition, the dust that goes all over everything while they have torn up the roads is also an Abomination because you can't get that crap out of a carpet for WEEKS.

(no subject)

[hopefulnebula]

Ringworm is an abomination unto Nuggan (and is really damn lucky I haven't included the entire Fungi kingdom in that list), for it is preventing me from hugging my kitten and giving him lovins and letting him run free as he needs to.

Plus, there's the whole "lots of laundry and vacuuming and worrying about the other cat" factor, which is also abominable.

bad tea flavours

[deird1]

Earl Grey tea is an abomination unto Nuggan.

Its weird lemony flavour and inexplicable popularity shall be removed from Nuggan's exalted presence, and replaced with more Nuggan-worthy flavours, such as Irish Breakfast and Chai.

(no subject)

[gehayi]

Electric companies that refuse to put power lines under the street and yet are not prepared for snowstorms--seasonal or not--bringing tree branches crashing down on power lines AND who don't even begin repairing the damage until towns start suing the corporation are a grotesque abomination unto Nuggan.

It is Nuggan's will that the corporate officers and the top shareholders in this corporation shall be deprived of light, heat, hot water, phone, cable and Internet in their own homes until each and every client of the utility has such amenities.