Sniffing

[silverhare]

Sniffing is an abomination unto Nuggan.

Those who sniff within the hearing of another shall be cast away from the society and drowned in their own tissues.

Just wash properly.

[pepper]

Dousing oneself in huge quantities of scented deodorant before a meeting is an abomination unto Nuggan.

It shall be punishable by being shut in a small room with lots of smells that you don't like until you have a splitting headache (a mild punishment, but apposite).

autocorrect

[deird1]

Microsoft Word's autocorrect system is an abomination unto Nuggan.

It shall not be set to default, or Nuggan's followers will endure much wailing and gnashing of teeth as it autocorrects their every utterance, removing all sense as it does so.

sultana-y products

[deird1]

Chocolate covered sultanas are an abomination unto Nuggan, as they are a complete waste of chocolate.

Fruit flies

[kay_alpha]

Fruit flies are an abomination unto Nuggan, and shall be smote on sight by all true followers.

(no subject)

[sporky_rat]

Those bugs that come in when the door is open and the light on is a complete abomination unto Nuggan!


(As are handicap curb cuts that aren't actually cut out of the curb but painted!)

broad beans

[moonbathe_skin]

broad beans, what is the point?? I never realised how much work they are, huge big pods that are so hard to open and then.................nothing, most of them are empty!! The tiny amount of beans you get from a huge pile of pods is not worth cooking, I shall plant them and wait..................

Surely an abomination to Nuggan!