indecisive animals

[deird1]

Pets who ask to be let inside less than three minutes after requesting to be let outside are an abomination unto Nuggan.

They shall be left to deal with the consequences of their actions until loyal followers of Nuggan feel like getting off the couch again.

Carpet

[sporky_rat]

Wall to wall carpeting that traps dust and can never get properly clean shall be an Abomination unto Nuggan as it leaves one with that nasty back of the throat tickle.

Changing the air filters after a dry, dusty summer shall be a lesser Abomination as one is reminded that it is a Beatitude unto Nuggan to have a source of heating that doesn't involve flames anyway.