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Dec. 25th, 2011
many abominations unto Nuggan
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rapturesmusicSharing sickness with one's family members in such a manner that the healthiest one is disease-free for months until three days before Christmas and can neither sleep nor fully enjoy Christmas is an abomination unto Nuggan.
Cretons whose first language is English and fail to differentiate between "there," "they're," and "their," as well as "your" and "you're" AS WELL AS use their native tongue correctly are an abomination unto Nuggan.
Year-round road construction that redirects traffic and makes daily commutes 1 hour longer than necessary and lasts for ten years is a gross and unforgivable abomination unto Nuggan.
Subway's wretched odor is an abomination unto Nuggan. (Seven washes later and my "work" pants still stink of the place, even though I no longer work there.)
Walmart is the most grotesque, reprehensible, vile, and OFFENSIVE abomination unto Nuggan. May it, its corrupt CEOs and managers, and its lazy employees who make life abominable for hardworking workers and truly innocent customers be shot into the hellfire of the sun, where all foulness shall incinerate and make this abominable world slightly less abominable.
Cretons whose first language is English and fail to differentiate between "there," "they're," and "their," as well as "your" and "you're" AS WELL AS use their native tongue correctly are an abomination unto Nuggan.
Year-round road construction that redirects traffic and makes daily commutes 1 hour longer than necessary and lasts for ten years is a gross and unforgivable abomination unto Nuggan.
Subway's wretched odor is an abomination unto Nuggan. (Seven washes later and my "work" pants still stink of the place, even though I no longer work there.)
Walmart is the most grotesque, reprehensible, vile, and OFFENSIVE abomination unto Nuggan. May it, its corrupt CEOs and managers, and its lazy employees who make life abominable for hardworking workers and truly innocent customers be shot into the hellfire of the sun, where all foulness shall incinerate and make this abominable world slightly less abominable.